It is cold.
It is dreary.
My house is wreck.
My laundry is about to eat me alive.
[Jill, this is for you and remember I am a cropping wizard! Objects in this mirror are a lot larger than they appear.]
I have 4 kids. (Just Kidding.)
I am consuming copious amounts of Diet D.P.
And for that fact, so are my kids. They are sneaky buggers.
I am addicted to chocolate and am contemplating swallowing a tape worm. (HA HA)
My accomplishments during these days resemble a paraplegic's.
I am ready for some sun and a maid and (maybe) a tape worm.
